diff --git a/CHANGELOG.md b/CHANGELOG.md
index 242f15fa..01cee3a3 100644
--- a/CHANGELOG.md
+++ b/CHANGELOG.md
@@ -1,5 +1,22 @@
 # Changelog
 
+## [2.12.2] - 2026-05-04
+
+### Added
+- Blobbi vomit escalation -- shake your Blobbi past the dizzy threshold and it'll throw up, with puddles that linger in the room until you clean them up
+- Articles now render Nostr mentions, quoted notes, links, hashtags, and custom emoji inline instead of showing them as raw text, matching how regular notes already behave
+- Remote signer login now shows live handshake progress so you can see when your signer has connected instead of staring at a blank dialog
+
+### Changed
+- Personal relay list is now off by default -- fresh installs and new accounts use the app's default relays until you opt in via Settings > Network
+- Page-load screens show a neutral spinner instead of a feed-shaped skeleton, so non-feed pages no longer flash the wrong layout
+
+### Fixed
+- Short-form videos now play with sound when autoplay is turned off and you tap to play, instead of staying silent
+- Egg tap-to-wiggle works again on the Blobbi page
+- Blobbi evolution progress no longer resets when activity state changes mid-flight
+- Shake reaction is more stable -- dizzy eyes stay animated, stacked shakes register correctly, and the debug bypass is gone
+
 ## [2.12.1] - 2026-05-01
 
 ### Changed
diff --git a/android/app/build.gradle b/android/app/build.gradle
index a6027ad7..0bceb702 100644
--- a/android/app/build.gradle
+++ b/android/app/build.gradle
@@ -14,7 +14,7 @@ android {
         minSdkVersion rootProject.ext.minSdkVersion
         targetSdkVersion rootProject.ext.targetSdkVersion
         versionCode 1
-        versionName "2.12.1"
+        versionName "2.12.2"
         testInstrumentationRunner "androidx.test.runner.AndroidJUnitRunner"
         aaptOptions {
              // Files and dirs to omit from the packaged assets dir, modified to accommodate modern web apps.
diff --git a/ios/App/App.xcodeproj/project.pbxproj b/ios/App/App.xcodeproj/project.pbxproj
index d48291e4..323041ed 100644
--- a/ios/App/App.xcodeproj/project.pbxproj
+++ b/ios/App/App.xcodeproj/project.pbxproj
@@ -327,7 +327,7 @@
 					"$(inherited)",
 					"@executable_path/Frameworks",
 				);
-				MARKETING_VERSION = 2.12.1;
+				MARKETING_VERSION = 2.12.2;
 				OTHER_SWIFT_FLAGS = "$(inherited) \"-D\" \"COCOAPODS\" \"-DDEBUG\"";
 				PRODUCT_BUNDLE_IDENTIFIER = pub.ditto.app;
 				PRODUCT_NAME = "$(TARGET_NAME)";
@@ -351,7 +351,7 @@
 					"$(inherited)",
 					"@executable_path/Frameworks",
 				);
-				MARKETING_VERSION = 2.12.1;
+				MARKETING_VERSION = 2.12.2;
 				PRODUCT_BUNDLE_IDENTIFIER = pub.ditto.app;
 				PRODUCT_NAME = "$(TARGET_NAME)";
 				SWIFT_ACTIVE_COMPILATION_CONDITIONS = "";
diff --git a/package.json b/package.json
index 4f1165c3..26fb6bc3 100644
--- a/package.json
+++ b/package.json
@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
 {
   "name": "ditto",
   "private": true,
-  "version": "2.12.1",
+  "version": "2.12.2",
   "type": "module",
   "scripts": {
     "dev": "npm i --silent && vite",
diff --git a/public/CHANGELOG.md b/public/CHANGELOG.md
index 242f15fa..01cee3a3 100644
--- a/public/CHANGELOG.md
+++ b/public/CHANGELOG.md
@@ -1,5 +1,22 @@
 # Changelog
 
+## [2.12.2] - 2026-05-04
+
+### Added
+- Blobbi vomit escalation -- shake your Blobbi past the dizzy threshold and it'll throw up, with puddles that linger in the room until you clean them up
+- Articles now render Nostr mentions, quoted notes, links, hashtags, and custom emoji inline instead of showing them as raw text, matching how regular notes already behave
+- Remote signer login now shows live handshake progress so you can see when your signer has connected instead of staring at a blank dialog
+
+### Changed
+- Personal relay list is now off by default -- fresh installs and new accounts use the app's default relays until you opt in via Settings > Network
+- Page-load screens show a neutral spinner instead of a feed-shaped skeleton, so non-feed pages no longer flash the wrong layout
+
+### Fixed
+- Short-form videos now play with sound when autoplay is turned off and you tap to play, instead of staying silent
+- Egg tap-to-wiggle works again on the Blobbi page
+- Blobbi evolution progress no longer resets when activity state changes mid-flight
+- Shake reaction is more stable -- dizzy eyes stay animated, stacked shakes register correctly, and the debug bypass is gone
+
 ## [2.12.1] - 2026-05-01
 
 ### Changed